why
is the king of rohan’s beard ALWAYS GREEN
You’re familiar with ‘The Twits’ by Roald Dahl, yes?
“A hairy face is a very dirty matter…it is impossible for him to get a spoonful of beef stew or icecream with chocolate sauce without geting some of it in his hairs…as a result, there were always bits of old…[meals] stuck to his beard…if you peered deep into the mustachey bristles, not that you’d ever want to, you would see specks of..all the disgusting things Mr. Twit liked to eat…because of this, Mr. Twit never went really hungry.”
